"Mm, right. That's absolutely it." He might deserve a punch at this point, his voice dripping with sarcasm. Then again, maybe that's what she gets for picking his room. "You don't have to be embarrassed or anything."

Easier said than done, he's sure. "But I suppose if it bothers you that much, it wouldn't be hard to find a shirt." Which is really a trick in itself--will she say yes, or come up with an 'oh, no, it's not a problem' excuse for him to stay where he is?