"Yeah, unlucky me." At least there's a bit of wry amusement in his tone now, "Anatomically speaking, women are so much easier." If you want to go all the way, anyway. That's why he doesn't usually get that far into it if he's with a man, even though he kind of prefers them (most of the time).

Still, her baffled expression is a little confusing. She knows he's done things with Michael, right? Is it really that hard to imagine? He raises an eyebrow.

"Do people not... do that where you're from, or something?" Surely this can't be a case of ignorance. She reads viking romance novels, for Gods' sakes.