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cheriour,
euri

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[It's always amazing to hear when someone doesn't have a lot of experience with romance. Not that Euri does herself, but she was appalled to hear Cheriour was basically clueless when it came to the subject. Everyone should at least have an understanding of it! So she's taken it upon herself instruct him in how to properly romance a lady, even if he'll probably never use the information.

She's knocking on his door, bag in hand.]

Cheriour! Open up!

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[The door opens, and the clockwork angel peeks his ginger head out, raising an eyebrow when he sees who it is.]

Ah, miss Euri? What are you doing here?

[Euri grins widely up at him.]

I've decided to help you out! You don't know anything about romance, so I'm going to teach you a few things.

[There's a moment when he just stares at the Witch, trying to understand why not understanding romance is a cause for making someone run over to give their services to help out with said not understanding.]

Erm. Why is it important for me to know about romance, again?

[It makes total sense in Euri's mind!]

In case you ever need to romance a girl, of course! Or... maybe a guy, too.

But angels don't romance people, Euri. We-we just don't do that sort of thing.

It's like teaching an apple to play chess, I don't think I really need it...

[She isn't entirely sure what chess is so the analogy is going over her head. She just shrugs and moves to enter his room.]

So? It can't hurt to learn! And romance is a really important thing, I'm sure someday some situation will come up where you need to know about it.

[He lets her go inside, polite angel he is, but as soon as he closes the door he stares over at her in slight horror.]

Um, but Euri...doesn't the romance thing require, erm...

[And his voice drops into a whisper as if he's discussing some really offensive subject.] ...Kissing?!

[Cheriour your mind is so pure.]

Ah - yes, eventually! But there's normally lots of other things you need to know, too!

[Just going to wander over and try to peer into that bag of yours to see what's inside.]

Like what?

[Oh no, she's pulling the bag close.]

Like what to do on a date! Or how to show your interest in a girl.

[Awww, party pooper. >8(]

Oh, right, that date thing! Not the fruit. But if I'm interested in a girl, don't I just tell her that?

Definitely not! Anyone can say something simple like that, you have to make the effort to show her you like her.

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