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[Euri isn't entirely sure what happened. One moment she was out in the forest, gathering some herbs for another batch of potions for her mother. She had managed to climb up one of the smaller giant mushrooms in other to gather some rare hanging dragon's breath, when everything suddenly changed. That mushroom changed into a metal street light, and all the trees had become huge, ugly brick buildings. From green to... greys and browns.

With a squeak of surprise she lets go of the street light, landing very unceremoniously onto the sidewalk and the contents of her basket ending up scattered all over. The only not completely terrible thing about her change in situations is that it's late evening and the street looks empty, so it seems no one saw any of that.

Several choice swears later Euri is pushing herself to her feet, glancing about thoroughly confused. What the fuck? She stays a deer in headlights for several minutes before she decides to do the first thing that comes to mind, and that is awkwardly moving to gather up her basket and its spilled contents.]

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[...wait wat]

Never? [LSDJF WELL CLEARLY THEY NEED TO FIX THIS. Points at... the lamb curry]

Ask for that. Mild, okay?

... Okay. [She's closing her menu right away, and when the waiter comes by ordering that and a glass of wine.]

[He will get something... spicier... but also with lamb and... water 8'| Because he's boring fffff And once the waiter's gone, he'll turn back to her and smile a little]

I'm sure you'll enjoy it, dear.

What's in it? Aside from lamb, I mean.

Spices of some kind, I think... [SHRUGS??? He's never cooked it before so lsdkjf and he doesn't eat often enough to know ffff]

[So not helpful.]

You've eaten it before, right?

I tried it once, I think...~ A few years ago...

You think?? Are you even sure?

[jdjdjd laughs]

Calm down, dear, Amily eats here all the time and she has good taste, hm?

Right.... [That's... slightly reassuring.]

... How do you know that woman?

We work together...~ That's how I know most of the humans that I know really. [Laughs... for some reason fffff]

So you enjoy working with them...?

Oh of course~! I wouldn't have stayed if I didn't...~

But... they're humans.... [Why would you enjoy working with humans??]

[...lkadjsf]

Better then fairies, my dear.

What do you mean?

[fff cackles]

Humans are much easier to work with then other fairies, in my experience...~

Why's that? Wouldn't it be easier working with your own kind?

[His family is made of backstabbing assholes that's why 8'|]

No, not really, my dear. They're off doing their own things and rarely is it interesting~

What kinds of things? [Clearly she doesn't share his opinion. She's never met real fairies before, why wouldn't they be interesting?]

Court business. Trooping. It's all incredibly... routine. [And the way he says that is like routine is the worst insult in the world]

[She's never heard of any of that stuff! Exciting!!]

Trooping?? What's that?

[...looks at her for a bit. lksjdf HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT THAT IS OMG]

Everyday at dawn and dusk, the Seelie assemble into a line and walk someplace new.

[Oh.

That's... disappointing.]

... Why do they do that?

[LKSJDFLKJ he told you it was boring, brosis]

They are compelled~ The Unseelie do similar, though of course they're usually less organized about it...