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[Euri isn't entirely sure what happened. One moment she was out in the forest, gathering some herbs for another batch of potions for her mother. She had managed to climb up one of the smaller giant mushrooms in other to gather some rare hanging dragon's breath, when everything suddenly changed. That mushroom changed into a metal street light, and all the trees had become huge, ugly brick buildings. From green to... greys and browns.

With a squeak of surprise she lets go of the street light, landing very unceremoniously onto the sidewalk and the contents of her basket ending up scattered all over. The only not completely terrible thing about her change in situations is that it's late evening and the street looks empty, so it seems no one saw any of that.

Several choice swears later Euri is pushing herself to her feet, glancing about thoroughly confused. What the fuck? She stays a deer in headlights for several minutes before she decides to do the first thing that comes to mind, and that is awkwardly moving to gather up her basket and its spilled contents.]

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[She'll follow him at a slower pace, kiiind of creeped out that he was so possessive over some jewellery.]

Do you know any good stores for women's clothes?

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[lskjdflksjdf sobs sorry Euri he gets pretty damn possessive sometimes )8 But uh... yes... fff wandering down the street and up towards the nicer parts of town, not minding that she's moving slower...]

Mmhm, a few~!

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[At least the city is looking less scummy! She likes that.]

... Good.

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What's your usual taste, my dear?

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Skirts and dresses! Not too long - I need to be able to move in them.

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Oh? Why so? [...not that he has a problem with that lksdfljk 8'| Now he at least knows where he's headed anyway]

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Because I don't like feeling restricted! It's annoying.

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Mm, understandable. [Heheh! Turns down a long alleyway that he knows is a shortcut ('8]

How much did you want to get, my dear...

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A few dresses, skirts and shirts! And some underwear, of course - plus stockings... maybe a parasol or two.... And at least one more pair of boots! Comfortable ones! [She's listing this stuff off on her fingers.]

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[....omg fuck how is he gonna pay for all that sobbing Slightly awkward pause... goes here... fff]

As you please, my dear... [c r y]

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[Plus hair accessories :DDD Ran you're going to go broke.]

I think that's everything!

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[noooOOOOOOOO EURI HE CAN'T EVEN FLIP YOUR GODDAMN SKIRT AND HE'S GONNA SPEND ALL HIS MONEY ON YOU ALKJDLFALSDFLJ LIFE IS SO HARD]

[So here's... a kind of noncommittal sound, before he rounds a corner and gestures at the store on the right. Dresses and skirts and pretty things all in the windows *^*]

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[Shit better be short and frilly!! Euri is immediately drawn to the window displays, looking up at them in awe.]

This is the first place??

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[Fffffairly short...?  I mean it's steampunk land so most stuff doesn't go above the knee but that's about the best he can do short of finding some pirates or hookers or something.  It's all definitely frilly and girly though]

I thought so, mmhm.

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[Knee length is probably how short her world goes too alkjf so she's grabbing his arm and dragging him inside, immediately starting on the shortest, frilliest stuff she can find.]

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[wheeze aww she's cute ('8 Dragged in and pauses for awhile, watching her look]

[Aaaand then he glances around and wanders off to go look for dresses... for himself...  Hard to find shit that looks good and fits right when you're a giant tbh]

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[asklfjalf poor guy. Euri has nooo clue and will be picking out quite a few skirts and dresses to try on. They're all short and frilly and dark blues and purples, with a couple more neutral tones.]

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[Keeping an eye on her and making a note of what she picks, but he'll continue letting her do her own thing, eventually following her into the dressing rooms with only a couple long, dark dresses.  Not that... he's really gonna buy anything even if they are nice on him. 8'| She's gonna do a good job draining his funds all on her own ffff]

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[aks she's too caught up in her own clothes to even notice him. She's trying everything on, a few things twice, and even settling on... most of what she picked out. :D;]

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[...screech????  Probably by the time she's finished, he's done what he wanted and inevitably sent it all back, so he's just... sitting outside the rooms waiting for her.  And looking mildly horrified when she comes back with most of it sobs]

All of that, dear...?

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[She looks thoroughly pleased.]

Yep!

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[kaklsdjfjsd oh god why does she have to be so cute when she's happy........ |B]

You can't spare even one thing, my dear... [s o b]

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No, they're all necessary.~ [She's shoving them into his hands so he can pay B)]

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[...kill him alksdjflk Takes it all, slowly standing and wandering over to the counter]

[Proceeds to... not look at the cashier the entire time, eventually stuffing easily more then half of his money into the guy's hands, grabbing the bags and... leaving... quickly... so she doesn't somehow find more sob sob sob he's never gonna get that watch now... his life is so hard...]

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[AND IT'S NOT OVER YET.

Euri follows, letting him carry the bags.]

I need some underwear now!