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[Euri isn't entirely sure what happened. One moment she was out in the forest, gathering some herbs for another batch of potions for her mother. She had managed to climb up one of the smaller giant mushrooms in other to gather some rare hanging dragon's breath, when everything suddenly changed. That mushroom changed into a metal street light, and all the trees had become huge, ugly brick buildings. From green to... greys and browns.

With a squeak of surprise she lets go of the street light, landing very unceremoniously onto the sidewalk and the contents of her basket ending up scattered all over. The only not completely terrible thing about her change in situations is that it's late evening and the street looks empty, so it seems no one saw any of that.

Several choice swears later Euri is pushing herself to her feet, glancing about thoroughly confused. What the fuck? She stays a deer in headlights for several minutes before she decides to do the first thing that comes to mind, and that is awkwardly moving to gather up her basket and its spilled contents.]

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[She'll be alone for a little longer! But then there is this... high, lonely whistle from somewhere up the street that slowly resolves into this slow lullaby-ish folk song]

[Ran turns the corner not too much longer after that, meandering lazily down the walk, continuing to whistle as he toys with a ring of keys, tossing them and catching them as he walks. He remains... apparently oblivious to the only other person on the street tonight for now...]

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[The sound makes her freeze, and she rushes in gathering up the rest of her plants. Once they're back in her basket she glances in the direction of the whistling, raising an eyebrow when the source finally appears.

For a split second she thinks she should go hide or something, but common sense isn't her strong suit and she storms over, looking angry. As if this was somehow his fault.]

Hey! You! What the fuck is going on??

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[...lskjdfsdf Euri what. Comes to a slow stop, whistling dying out as he looks down at her. There is probably a sort of... unnervingly long silence here as he looks her over and smiles]

[And then he laughs! Which may or may not... be better lskjdf]

I was just wondering that myself, dear.

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What??

[She's so confused. And clearly the best idea is to take it out on him!]

What's that supposed to mean?? Where am I?? You'd better tell me!

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[kldfjlksjdf laughing harder oh noooo she's so cute]

It's not every day an little albino girl comes up demanding to know what happened~ Did you hit your head, darling? [Why do you not know the city you're in lskdjfklj]

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[She has dozens of questions, including asking what an albino is, but his laughing is really getting to her.]

Stop laughing already! [She's going to aim a punch at his arm best decision.]

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[WOW??? Recoils in surprise ffff but doesn't actually retaliate. Rubbing his arm... looking hurt... )8]

Rude!

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[She huffs.]

I am not! You were the one laughing.

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[LKJSDFKLJ]

You hit everyone who laughs in your presence, dear?

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When they're laughing at me instead of answering my questions? Yes.

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[OMG!!]

I answered your question...! [...one of them anyway sldfj]

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No you didn't. [God why couldn't someone with information have shown up instead of this guy.] You haven't said anything worthwhile so far.

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[SHE'S... RUDE!!! Raises his eyebrows, leaning down towards her and... smiling dryly]

This is Hull, my dear. Have you hit your head. [.......flicks her forehead ldkjf]

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[She's practically pouting at him, and at the flick she swats at his hand.]

No. Where the fuck is Hull? Is this some kind of shitty human city? I was nowhere near a human city ten minutes ago!

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[lkjsd catches her hand, squeezing a little and peering down at her. "Human city" is... one of the redundant phrases he's ever heard goodness gracious]

It's on the coast, dear, in East Yorkshire. Also language, please. [8'|] Where were you ten minutes ago...? [An asylum, perhaps...]

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[She's immediately making an attempt to tug her hand away.

'East Yorkshire'?? That sounds absolutely ridiculous.]

Fuggum. [SCOWL SCOWL SCOWL.]

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[...LIKE FUGGUM SOUNDS ANY BETTER???? So here's some pretty blank staring, and uh... yeah he's holding onto her hand pretty tightly still... lskjdf]

Is that... across the water...? [WHAT A DUMB NAME FOR A COUNTRY???]

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[Fuggum sounds perfectly normal and she is still tugging.]

Of course not! [What a ridiculous thing to ask.] Now let go!

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[Still hanging on slkdjfkj It actually looks like it takes no effort at all to resist her tugging, since he's kinda... glancing thoughtfully to the side... You'd think he'd have heard of someplace with a name that ridiculous... hm.......]

Where is it then, my dear?

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[She makes an irritated noise, adjusting her basket so she can try prying his fingers off.]

It was right here! But - I don't know! It's not anymore! How can you not know what Fuggum is?? Are you some stupid human from some stupid human backwater village?

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[...lkjsdf cackling good lord listen to the attitude on this girl. His fingers... resist prying... kinda scarily well ffff they're really far stronger then fingers have any right to be]

I'm not sure why you need to specify, dear. Humans are the only ones who build cities. Or villages. [You sound like a crazy person when you specify 8'|]

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[That's kind of unnerving. Is this guy human? She's pretty sure humans aren't normally this strong, and it doesn't look like he has any runes on him....]

Don't be stupid, lots of things build cities.

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[...lots of things??? FAIRIES DON'T. IS SHE SUGGESTING ANIMALS AND PLANTS DO????? LKASJDFLKJ stares in bemused silence for a moment]

What kinds of things, dear.

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[Seriously? Seriously?

Okay, he must be making fun of her now.]

Ugh, shut up! You aren't funny, asshole.

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[...lskjdf WHAT YEAH THAT'S WHAT HE THOUGHT YOU CAN'T COME UP WITH OTHER THINGS CAN YOU]

I'm not trying to be funny, dear, I'm only concerned for your health. [Mentally speaking... lsdjf]