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[Euri isn't entirely sure what happened. One moment she was out in the forest, gathering some herbs for another batch of potions for her mother. She had managed to climb up one of the smaller giant mushrooms in other to gather some rare hanging dragon's breath, when everything suddenly changed. That mushroom changed into a metal street light, and all the trees had become huge, ugly brick buildings. From green to... greys and browns.

With a squeak of surprise she lets go of the street light, landing very unceremoniously onto the sidewalk and the contents of her basket ending up scattered all over. The only not completely terrible thing about her change in situations is that it's late evening and the street looks empty, so it seems no one saw any of that.

Several choice swears later Euri is pushing herself to her feet, glancing about thoroughly confused. What the fuck? She stays a deer in headlights for several minutes before she decides to do the first thing that comes to mind, and that is awkwardly moving to gather up her basket and its spilled contents.]

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[She's staring blankly.]

What the fuck?? How - what is that??

[cachinnate]

It's a... [..........] It's a stove, darling.

[YOU TINY HICK CHILD]

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[She looks at him, then the stove, then back at him.

Then she shoves the tea container into his hands.]

Make some tea! [Because she has no idea how a stove works.]

[cachinnate]

[LKJSDLFKJDSF EURI. Laughs akldjsf but yes, he'll take the kettle from her ffff]

As you please, dear. [Going to the sink to fill it up yayyy]

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[She'll take a seat at the table, watching him and starting on some of the food. At least this guy is easy to boss around sometimes.]

[cachinnate]

[lksjdf yeah he's super easy to boss around on little things like this fffff But... yes, okay setting the kettle and getting out a couple mugs, and then sitting across from Euri to wait]

You don't have stoves where you're from, dear?

[occulthymns]

No, we cook things in hearths and ovens. Or over an open fire.

[cachinnate]

Huh... [Well that's... old fashioned sldkjflkjsdf Hmmm...]

What's the year, darling?

[occulthymns]

What kind of stupid question is that??

[cachinnate]

A good one. Answer it, dear.

[occulthymns]

[Insert year here that is ttly not the same as Ran's world or whatever alsfkjasl]

Why?

[cachinnate]

[......................squints. Was kind of expecting that but wow... w o w]

That's not the year at all, darling.

[occulthymns]

[Oh god this again.]

Yes it is! How stupid are you??

[cachinnate]

[LKSDJFLKJSDF huffs and leaves the room...]

[Heading upstairs]

[Returning a few minutes later and slapping a calendar down in front of her. NO IT'S NOT EURI]

[Also he's gotta get the kettle now... so yes... doing that lsdfj]

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..........

[????]

What the fuck is this thing??

[HAHA SHE CAN'T READ IT.]

[cachinnate]

[...LJSDFKLJSDF]

What-- It's a calendar, dear.

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[She's flipping through it confusedly.]

You can't be serious. It's written in - in nonsense!

[cachinnate]

[............SHE CAN'T EVEN READ??????????]

It's written in English--?

[occulthymns]

Is that some kind of human language?? I've never heard of it before!

[cachinnate]

[SCREECH]

It's the language of Britain...! [LSJDFKLJDSF SHE'S LIKE AN ALIEN WHAT THE HELL]

[occulthymns]

What the fuck is Britain?? Is that a city?? [she looks sooo lost right now.]

[cachinnate]

[LKSJDFLKJASDFLKJASF]

It's this island, here. [Points at the ground!!! HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW YOU'RE ON AN ISLAND HOLY SHIT!!!]]

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[Oh.

SCREAMING.]

I'm on an island???!!

[cachinnate]

[OH MY GOD WHY]

Why are you screaming.

[occulthymns]

That's - why - no one lives on islands! That's impossible!!