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[occulthymns]

[Euri isn't entirely sure what happened. One moment she was out in the forest, gathering some herbs for another batch of potions for her mother. She had managed to climb up one of the smaller giant mushrooms in other to gather some rare hanging dragon's breath, when everything suddenly changed. That mushroom changed into a metal street light, and all the trees had become huge, ugly brick buildings. From green to... greys and browns.

With a squeak of surprise she lets go of the street light, landing very unceremoniously onto the sidewalk and the contents of her basket ending up scattered all over. The only not completely terrible thing about her change in situations is that it's late evening and the street looks empty, so it seems no one saw any of that.

Several choice swears later Euri is pushing herself to her feet, glancing about thoroughly confused. What the fuck? She stays a deer in headlights for several minutes before she decides to do the first thing that comes to mind, and that is awkwardly moving to gather up her basket and its spilled contents.]

Comments

[occulthymns]

[It's cool, she isn't sure what she wants either.]

... Okay.

[cachinnate]

[...]

If that's what you wanted, my dear...

[occulthymns]

... I don't know, I wouldn't want to be alone.

[cachinnate]

Mm... I understand... though I'll warn you, I tend not to be good company in large doses... [......FFFF WAIT DID HE ACTUALLY JUST WARN HER ABOUT HIM WHY. Frowns at himself a little]

And I'm not particularly familiar with how to succeed as a human... [eugh he's being too nice her cuteness is getting to him sob]

[occulthymns]

[That... isn't reassuring. She'd be a bit more concerned if she wasn't feeling tipsy.]

... Succeed as a human...?

[cachinnate]

[fffff sobs Euri......]

Mm, fairies don't need that same things humans do. I could leave this city tonight without anything and be fine, but you... you need food and water and shelter... [And he isn't super sure how to get all of those things on a regular enough basis for her to be comfortable and healthy and shit sdkfjlkj]

[occulthymns]

... Oh.

[Well, she isn't completely useless at least!]

I can garden.

[cachinnate]

[...lsdjf chuckles]

Well that'll help. And you can do magic, yes?

[occulthymns]

[She nods vigorously.]

I have lots of hexes and curses memorized!

[cachinnate]

Mm, you could sell your services if you got desperate... [Ponders for a moment, idly tracing a circle into her arm]

If you found steady work, you might be able to go to university eventually... [lksjdfklj how do humans even live their lives he knows schooling is important for a lot of things but fffffff he's pretty unsure how it all connects to better jobs and shit lskdfj]

[occulthymns]

Huh? [He isn't serious, right? He can't be.]

No way. I'm not smart enough for university.

[cachinnate]

[.................blinks]

Oh do you. Have to be smart... [LKSDJFLKJASDF IS THAT HOW THAT WORKS]

[occulthymns]

Universities are for really exceptional people only. [She nods.] So yes.

[cachinnate]

[...eyebrow raising]

I think you could be exceptional if you wanted to, my dear.

[occulthymns]

... No, I can't. [Shaking her head now.]

[cachinnate]

[baww Euri that's sad )8 So he'll... pinch her arm asldfjlkjasdf]

Not with that attitude~!

[occulthymns]

[She squeaks and tenses up in response.]

Hey!

[cachinnate]

[Cackles lskjdf bending to kiss... the top of her head???? WHY]

Yes, dear?

[occulthymns]

[SO MANY CONFLICTING SIGNALS RAN WHY she's looking flustered and kind of baffled.]

You're too confusing!

[cachinnate]

[LKJSDLK LAUGHING and... nuzzling into her hairlakjsdlfja]

Thank you, darling~

[occulthymns]

[asdjalkjf this is embarrassing and yet she's a little flattered somehow.]

That wasn't a compliment!

[cachinnate]

[lksdf oh good because he will just... lay his head on hers after a bit, humming contentedly]

It wasn't...?

[occulthymns]

[She'll lean a little closer.]

Of course not. It's better to be straightforward.

[cachinnate]

[Drapes his arm a little further over her, tracing circles into her arm again]

It's not in my nature to be straightforward, my dear.

[occulthymns]

[He really likes being affectionate.... She isn't entirely sure why, though.]

Then you should try harder.