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[occulthymns]

[Euri isn't entirely sure what happened. One moment she was out in the forest, gathering some herbs for another batch of potions for her mother. She had managed to climb up one of the smaller giant mushrooms in other to gather some rare hanging dragon's breath, when everything suddenly changed. That mushroom changed into a metal street light, and all the trees had become huge, ugly brick buildings. From green to... greys and browns.

With a squeak of surprise she lets go of the street light, landing very unceremoniously onto the sidewalk and the contents of her basket ending up scattered all over. The only not completely terrible thing about her change in situations is that it's late evening and the street looks empty, so it seems no one saw any of that.

Several choice swears later Euri is pushing herself to her feet, glancing about thoroughly confused. What the fuck? She stays a deer in headlights for several minutes before she decides to do the first thing that comes to mind, and that is awkwardly moving to gather up her basket and its spilled contents.]

Comments

[occulthymns]

I think it would! Imagine if there weren't any fairies at all.

[cachinnate]

[ldkdshsjs he can't... imagine things ffff but he at least makes a show of trying anyway]

I suppose I wouldn't be around to be bored, if their were no fairies...

[occulthymns]

Then imagine if you were a normal human.

[cachinnate]

[...squints a little.  Man he... has no idea what that would even be like kdjdhsjsjd Thoughtfully: ]

I think that might be rather exciting...

[occulthymns]

What?? Why? [Humans are inferior 8(]

[cachinnate]

You live such tiny lives~ Always something to do and so little time to do it in. [Huu ('8]

[occulthymns]

Hey! Witches live a long time - even longer if we've bonded.

[cachinnate]

Oh...? How long? [...Ran why are you asking this the answer is not gonna mean anything to you slfkjlsdkjf]

[occulthymns]

Hundreds of years! And even longer if you have a familiar.

[cachinnate]

[...frowns a little, confused ffff]

How long do humans usually live...

[occulthymns]

I don't know... fifty, sixty years? Not long.

[cachinnate]

[Pauses a moment to put pieces together and shit lsdkfjklj But okay right... right yeah he thinks he's got the comparison right for the moment]

That's still hardly any time at all, dear. [Compared to... him... alkjsdflkj sobs]

[occulthymns]

[She's pouting.]

Compared to humans it is.

[cachinnate]

But that's not really saying much, darling...~

[occulthymns]

[She huffs and folds her arms, looking away.]

I think it's a long time.

[cachinnate]

[lksdjf baww... cackles and leans over to kiss her cheek ('8]

I'm sure you'll live a long, happy life, my dear.

[occulthymns]

[She fidgets and leans away.]

Of course I will. [Nope not when she's a halfie :(]

[cachinnate]

[...baby )8 Hovers near to her, watching her fidget for a second]

Something wrong, my dear?

[occulthymns]

No, don't be stupid. [She just isn't sure how long she'll live x(]

[cachinnate]

[sldfjlkj head bumps her shoulder fff]

Rude, dear.

[occulthymns]

I'm not being rude. You're being nosy.

[cachinnate]

You looked upset about something, darling. [Lays... his head on her shoulder lskjdflkj Leaning on her again fff]

[occulthymns]

[At least he isn't crushing her this time!]

I'm not. I'm fine.

[cachinnate]

Alright, dear, just checking...

[...no he's not crushing her, but he is gonna reach down and... flip the hem of her skirt up........... LKJSDLKFJ]

[occulthymns]

[SASLKFJASF

She's shrieking and reflexively shoving at him, her other hand grabbing to yank her skirt down.

... She is totally wearing adorable tiny pink ruffly bloomers aksfj]

Hey!