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[occulthymns]

[Euri isn't entirely sure what happened. One moment she was out in the forest, gathering some herbs for another batch of potions for her mother. She had managed to climb up one of the smaller giant mushrooms in other to gather some rare hanging dragon's breath, when everything suddenly changed. That mushroom changed into a metal street light, and all the trees had become huge, ugly brick buildings. From green to... greys and browns.

With a squeak of surprise she lets go of the street light, landing very unceremoniously onto the sidewalk and the contents of her basket ending up scattered all over. The only not completely terrible thing about her change in situations is that it's late evening and the street looks empty, so it seems no one saw any of that.

Several choice swears later Euri is pushing herself to her feet, glancing about thoroughly confused. What the fuck? She stays a deer in headlights for several minutes before she decides to do the first thing that comes to mind, and that is awkwardly moving to gather up her basket and its spilled contents.]

Comments

[cachinnate]

Then how do you not know how the government works. [8'|!!!!!!!!]

[occulthymns]

Yes I do! There's a council of elders that runs everything for Witches, and humans have a royal family.

[cachinnate]

[lksdfljsdjsdkjsdf]

Nope. [That's... all he really has to say... about this... anymore 8'| You're nuts brosis sry 2 say]

[occulthymns]

[Nooo nonono she isn't standing for that.]

I'm right! You're the one who's wrong! [... As her stomach growls, but she's too annoyed to acknowledge it.]

[cachinnate]

Nope. [Shrugs!!!]

What would you like to eat, my dear.

[occulthymns]

[She huffs, folding her arms.]

... Goat stew, I guess. And I'm still right.

[cachinnate]

[...tsks]

How about we go find this place, and see what they have. [Pats the pocket of his jacket where he put those keys he was toying with before lskdjf] And you're not right at all, dear.

[occulthymns]

... Fine. [But she's pouting, glaring at him.]

[cachinnate]

[lksjdf cackles and... pulls out a slip of paper from that pocket, checking the address on it and... setting off! Ignoring her glaring fffff]

[occulthymns]

[She's following! And she's getting on her toes, squinting as she tries to see what the address is.]

[cachinnate]

[sdflj idk it's someplace a few streets over. The print's pretty small and scribbly though so idk if she'd be able to read it before he tucks it away again]

[But yeah it's this narrow little two story place on the corner, and he hops up the front steps, unlocking the door and heading inside]

[occulthymns]

[She's failing miserably at reading it :c So she's stuck following him blindly until they reach the building.

Ew, it's ugly and definitely a human-made thing, so she's trailing after him cautiously.]

What is this...? An inn?

[cachinnate]

N... [lskdjf Euri it's obviously not an inn once she gets inside ffff Just a regular little apartment with a living room and a kitchen on one floor and a bedroom upstairs]

No, it's someone's house, dear. [Fumbling around for the light switch 8'| Someone... clearly has never been here before lkjsdf]

[occulthymns]

[She doesn't have that much experience with human-run buildings sadly ;; And she's remaining awkwardly just inside the door. It's dark and she's practically blind here.]

Whose house?

[cachinnate]

[Oh here we go found it sldfj flips a switch and suddenly this faint, yellowy glow starts up inside a bunch of lamps scattered through the room. The light is pretty clearly at least partially magic powered, flickering like candles despite... obviously not being fire]

Friend of mine. [He killed him 8'|]

[occulthymns]

[Euri sticks near the door until her eyes have completely adjusted before she takes another step inside, examining the lights and interior curiously.]

Ah....

[cachinnate]

[It's... fairly elegant at first glance! But the closer you look, the more obvious the tatters in the couch are, the clearer the stains in the corners are. Someone who pretended at wealth without having it...]

[Ran wanders into the kitchen to poke through the ice box ('8!!! Jesus god there's a lot of alcohol in here... ffff]

[occulthymns]

[Of course, Euri's a podunk hick so to her everything just looks like wealth. She's spending a few minutes just examining things before her hunger forces her to join Ran in the kitchen.

It looks a lot more advanced than what she's used to, so she doesn't want to touch anything.]

What is there to eat?

[cachinnate]

[Puts out like three bottles of scotch what the hell]

Ah... chicken... A little fish... [...wait no this chicken is gross] Scratch the chicken actually... Ooo, some apples~ [Grabbing one of those and taking a bite *^* Turning to look at her? You can look around brosis find something you want fff]

[occulthymns]

[She edges closer, peering around him before snatching an apple.]

No goat?

[cachinnate]

[...peers at her]

No... What kind of respectable gentleman keeps goat in his icebox, dear...

[occulthymns]

A normal person. [She scowls at him before puttering away to poke around warily and look for more food.]

[cachinnate]

I've never heard of such a thing. [8'| Watching her]

[And the kitchen is decently well stocked so... have at...? Whatever you'd find in an average English kitchen sldfj so... boring shit mostly FFFFFF]

[occulthymns]

[She's finding tea, which she's immediately putting on the counter, as well as bread, cheese and vegetables. She's grabbing some bread and cheese to munch on as she debates making some vegetable soup.]

Then you're a weirdo. Everyone eats goat back home.

[cachinnate]

[Continuing to watch and munch on his apple huu]

You're not back home, dear. [In case you... missed it... so far... 8'|]