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[occulthymns]

[Euri isn't entirely sure what happened. One moment she was out in the forest, gathering some herbs for another batch of potions for her mother. She had managed to climb up one of the smaller giant mushrooms in other to gather some rare hanging dragon's breath, when everything suddenly changed. That mushroom changed into a metal street light, and all the trees had become huge, ugly brick buildings. From green to... greys and browns.

With a squeak of surprise she lets go of the street light, landing very unceremoniously onto the sidewalk and the contents of her basket ending up scattered all over. The only not completely terrible thing about her change in situations is that it's late evening and the street looks empty, so it seems no one saw any of that.

Several choice swears later Euri is pushing herself to her feet, glancing about thoroughly confused. What the fuck? She stays a deer in headlights for several minutes before she decides to do the first thing that comes to mind, and that is awkwardly moving to gather up her basket and its spilled contents.]

Comments

[cachinnate]

A fairy, of course.

[ffff something he'd rather prefer no one else knew while he's living in the city, but... 8'| she had to go and bite him so...]

[occulthymns]

[That explains why he mentioned fairies before! She blinks up at him.]

I've never met a fairy before.

[cachinnate]

[...........wait what]

None...? [Not even one of the little ones...? But they're everywhere how]

[occulthymns]

[She shakes her head.] No... I'm not sure any live in Fuggum.

[cachinnate]

But... [...LKSJDFKLJSDF]

Then how did the witches get there...?

[occulthymns]

The Gods made us there! It's our homeland. [How does he not know this....]

[cachinnate]

[wait alsdjfjasdf recoils a little, rather like she slapped him ffffff]

God... didn't make witches... Or give them a homeland... [God... s...? Gods? LIKE MORE THEN ONE GOD???? WHAT]

[occulthymns]

[She raises her eyebrows at his reaction, thoroughly confused.] Yes they did! They made us from some of the mushrooms from the mushroom forests.

[cachinnate]

[s q u i n t s what she's saying makes literally no sense at all?? Is she... from like... some isolationist group of witches...??? HAVE THEY BEEN ISOLATED SO LONG THEY STARTED MAKING SHIT UP? OMG HE ACTUALLY CAN'T FFFFF]

No, She didn't. Witches come from the union between humans and changelings, dear...

[occulthymns]

[Ran did you eat too many mushrooms.]

What?? No way! Humans aren't involved at all! And what the fuck is a changeling??

[cachinnate]

[lajsdfkljasdlfjadlfkj no you're just saying dumb shit omg]

A halfbreed...? [...o b v i o u s l y ? ? ?]

[occulthymns]

[Crazy person... this guy is a crazy person.]

Y - you're not making any sense! Witches come from Witches and Warlocks! Humans are something completely different and 'changeling' isn't even a word!

[cachinnate]

[LKJSDFKLJ NO U????]

Wh-- What's a warlock-- [LSDJFKLJSDF] Changeling is a word, dear, what are you talking about.

[occulthymns]

A Warlock is a male Witch! And it isn't, you're obviously making it up.

[cachinnate]

[SCREECH]

Why would you have a separate word for-- [LKSDJF HE'S SO CONFUSED WOW] I'm not--! Making it up. Ask anyone you see out tonight, they'll tell you. The current Cabinet Secretary is changeling...! [FOR GOD'S SAKE]

[occulthymns]

[And the only thing she's getting out of that is....]

Why would anyone have a secretary for cabinets??

[cachinnate]

[...LKJSDFKLJSDFKLJ]

It's not an actual cabinet, dear, have you even attended school at all? [OMG!!]

[occulthymns]

!! Y - yes! Of course I have!!

[cachinnate]

Then how do you not know how the government works. [8'|!!!!!!!!]

[occulthymns]

Yes I do! There's a council of elders that runs everything for Witches, and humans have a royal family.

[cachinnate]

[lksdfljsdjsdkjsdf]

Nope. [That's... all he really has to say... about this... anymore 8'| You're nuts brosis sry 2 say]

[occulthymns]

[Nooo nonono she isn't standing for that.]

I'm right! You're the one who's wrong! [... As her stomach growls, but she's too annoyed to acknowledge it.]

[cachinnate]

Nope. [Shrugs!!!]

What would you like to eat, my dear.

[occulthymns]

[She huffs, folding her arms.]

... Goat stew, I guess. And I'm still right.

[cachinnate]

[...tsks]

How about we go find this place, and see what they have. [Pats the pocket of his jacket where he put those keys he was toying with before lskdjf] And you're not right at all, dear.