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[Euri isn't entirely sure what happened. One moment she was out in the forest, gathering some herbs for another batch of potions for her mother. She had managed to climb up one of the smaller giant mushrooms in other to gather some rare hanging dragon's breath, when everything suddenly changed. That mushroom changed into a metal street light, and all the trees had become huge, ugly brick buildings. From green to... greys and browns.

With a squeak of surprise she lets go of the street light, landing very unceremoniously onto the sidewalk and the contents of her basket ending up scattered all over. The only not completely terrible thing about her change in situations is that it's late evening and the street looks empty, so it seems no one saw any of that.

Several choice swears later Euri is pushing herself to her feet, glancing about thoroughly confused. What the fuck? She stays a deer in headlights for several minutes before she decides to do the first thing that comes to mind, and that is awkwardly moving to gather up her basket and its spilled contents.]

Comments

[cachinnate]

[...wrinkles his nose a little lskjdkfllkj]

I've got barely anything left though...

[occulthymns]

[>:!!!]

So? Haven't you ever bought groceries before?

[cachinnate]

[lskdf squints down at her a little]

No... [Should he... have... sobs he's bad at being human okay ffff]

[occulthymns]

Then how do you feed yourself??

[cachinnate]

[sldkflskdjf]

I don't need to eat, dear. [As long as his hat is wet... 8'|]

[occulthymns]

So... have you ever had food?

[cachinnate]

[HE HAD AN APPLE YESTERDAY EURI LSDKFJLKJ]

Of course, darling. It's just not a necessity...~

[occulthymns]

[SHHSHHH I knew that.]

But what about a full meal?

[cachinnate]

[lsdkjf]

Occasionally... If the food was particularly well-made.

[occulthymns]

Then we should go to a restaurant for dinner!

[cachinnate]

[...if they skip out on the check maybe lskdflsjdflkj]

As you please, my dear. [Aaaand they're at his apartment so he'll bump the door open and set these bags inside, glancing at her to see if she... needs anything in there or anything alskdflkjsdf he doubts it, but... anyway fff]

[occulthymns]

[She's smiling so she's expecting that now B>

She'll head in and start digging through the bags.]

I want to change, so wait outside.

[cachinnate]

[laksjdfljasdf pouting )8]

I don't even get to see what I purchased...?

[occulthymns]

You can see it when I'm wearing it.~ Now get out.

[cachinnate]

[aughlakjdf you're a cruel mistress Euri. Sighs faintly, eyeing her for a long moment and... then stepping out 8'|]

[His life is so hard...........]

[occulthymns]

[She'll quickly change, folding her other clothes carefully and setting them aside. Once she's all done she's opening the door.]

Okay~! [She's got a sleeveless green dress on that reaches her knees, with white stockings and the boots she arrived in.]

[cachinnate]

[...baww]

How cute~ [Reaching lksdjf to touch the little designs on it ('8]

[occulthymns]

[As long as his hand isn't going anywhere inappropriate!]

Thanks.~

[cachinnate]

[.......................fffff well no not until he turns back to the street and smacks her... ass to get her to start walking AHAHAHAHALSKDFJ!!!]

Alright, let's go, my dear~

1/2

[occulthymns]

[SQUEAK.]

[occulthymns]

[KICKING HIM IN THE SHIN.]

[cachinnate]

[AUGHALDKJF flinches back, hitting the wall and raising that leg sob]

Ow!

[occulthymns]

That was inappropriate, Ran!

[cachinnate]

[HE LOOKS LIKE A SMACKED PUPPY YOU JERK )8!!!!!!!!]

Why did you kick me...! [LKSDJFLJ]

[occulthymns]

Because you smacked me! [And she looks like she's about to do it again.]