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[occulthymns]

[Euri isn't entirely sure what happened. One moment she was out in the forest, gathering some herbs for another batch of potions for her mother. She had managed to climb up one of the smaller giant mushrooms in other to gather some rare hanging dragon's breath, when everything suddenly changed. That mushroom changed into a metal street light, and all the trees had become huge, ugly brick buildings. From green to... greys and browns.

With a squeak of surprise she lets go of the street light, landing very unceremoniously onto the sidewalk and the contents of her basket ending up scattered all over. The only not completely terrible thing about her change in situations is that it's late evening and the street looks empty, so it seems no one saw any of that.

Several choice swears later Euri is pushing herself to her feet, glancing about thoroughly confused. What the fuck? She stays a deer in headlights for several minutes before she decides to do the first thing that comes to mind, and that is awkwardly moving to gather up her basket and its spilled contents.]

Comments

[cachinnate]

[Cackles lskjdf bending to kiss... the top of her head???? WHY]

Yes, dear?

[occulthymns]

[SO MANY CONFLICTING SIGNALS RAN WHY she's looking flustered and kind of baffled.]

You're too confusing!

[cachinnate]

[LKJSDLK LAUGHING and... nuzzling into her hairlakjsdlfja]

Thank you, darling~

[occulthymns]

[asdjalkjf this is embarrassing and yet she's a little flattered somehow.]

That wasn't a compliment!

[cachinnate]

[lksdf oh good because he will just... lay his head on hers after a bit, humming contentedly]

It wasn't...?

[occulthymns]

[She'll lean a little closer.]

Of course not. It's better to be straightforward.

[cachinnate]

[Drapes his arm a little further over her, tracing circles into her arm again]

It's not in my nature to be straightforward, my dear.

[occulthymns]

[He really likes being affectionate.... She isn't entirely sure why, though.]

Then you should try harder.

[cachinnate]

[Half the time it makes people uncomfortable, a good chunk of the other time he gets laid... that's why asldkfjlsdf So yes lasdf leaning a little heavier on her now fffffff]

I'll think about it, I suppose~

[occulthymns]

[Excellent strategy there. Euri shifts a bit because even though he's skinny as fuck he's still heavier than her.]

Don't just think about it, do it.

[cachinnate]

It's ha~rd~ [And it doesn't really work that way for fairies lskdjfklsdflj Leaning even more, apparently oblivious to her shifting ffff]

[occulthymns]

That doesn't mean you shouldn't try! [Ran why] - And you're heavy!

[cachinnate]

[lksdjflkj scandalized little gasp D8]

Rude, I always keep a close eye on my figure. [R U D E]

[occulthymns]

[Oh

really.

She's poking him in the ribs.]

Nope, you're a fatass.

[cachinnate]

[OH MY GOD SCREECH AKLSDFJLASKDJFLKAJSDF]

[FINE HE WILL JUST]

[lean on her as hard as he can alsdkjflajsdf YOU'RE SO RUDE OMG ;A;]

[occulthymns]

[asfkjaslfj she's trying to push back but she's kind of falling out of her chair here.]

Stop that...!

[cachinnate]

[lsdjfklj nope just lksdjf continuing to lean and pouting good lord]

I can't believe you'd say something so rude... [LKSJDF SOB!!! Might sound like he's gonna cry...? omg Ran really...]

[occulthymns]

[She's still shoving at him, squeaking.]

You're squishing me, fatass!

[cachinnate]

[LKJSDF EURI YOU'RE GONNA KILL HIM OMG makes this deeply pathetic, choking sound and goes... completely limp on top of her lasdlfkj]

[occulthymns]

[She's going to fall off her chair at this rate.]

Ugh-! Fine, I'm sorry!

[cachinnate]

I don't believe you... [)8]

[)8]

[occulthymns]

[Shoving at his faaaace]

I'm really, really sorry, okay??

[cachinnate]

[...lkjsdf bites her fingers )8 )8 )8 omg he's killed people for less tbh he's so depressed now aughalsjdf]

[occulthymns]

[alsfjlkas Ran alksfjls]

Ow...! [She's pulling her hand away - okay, plan b: she'll try to wriggle out from underneath him.]

[cachinnate]

[lkajsdlkfjasdf okay... she can go... he will proceed to... flop into her lap and rub his face into her leg.............]

[LKSJDLFKJ]