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[Euri isn't entirely sure what happened. One moment she was out in the forest, gathering some herbs for another batch of potions for her mother. She had managed to climb up one of the smaller giant mushrooms in other to gather some rare hanging dragon's breath, when everything suddenly changed. That mushroom changed into a metal street light, and all the trees had become huge, ugly brick buildings. From green to... greys and browns.

With a squeak of surprise she lets go of the street light, landing very unceremoniously onto the sidewalk and the contents of her basket ending up scattered all over. The only not completely terrible thing about her change in situations is that it's late evening and the street looks empty, so it seems no one saw any of that.

Several choice swears later Euri is pushing herself to her feet, glancing about thoroughly confused. What the fuck? She stays a deer in headlights for several minutes before she decides to do the first thing that comes to mind, and that is awkwardly moving to gather up her basket and its spilled contents.]

Comments

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[asfkjaslfj she's trying to push back but she's kind of falling out of her chair here.]

Stop that...!

[cachinnate]

[lsdjfklj nope just lksdjf continuing to lean and pouting good lord]

I can't believe you'd say something so rude... [LKSJDF SOB!!! Might sound like he's gonna cry...? omg Ran really...]

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[She's still shoving at him, squeaking.]

You're squishing me, fatass!

[cachinnate]

[LKJSDF EURI YOU'RE GONNA KILL HIM OMG makes this deeply pathetic, choking sound and goes... completely limp on top of her lasdlfkj]

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[She's going to fall off her chair at this rate.]

Ugh-! Fine, I'm sorry!

[cachinnate]

I don't believe you... [)8]

[)8]

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[Shoving at his faaaace]

I'm really, really sorry, okay??

[cachinnate]

[...lkjsdf bites her fingers )8 )8 )8 omg he's killed people for less tbh he's so depressed now aughalsjdf]

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[alsfjlkas Ran alksfjls]

Ow...! [She's pulling her hand away - okay, plan b: she'll try to wriggle out from underneath him.]

[cachinnate]

[lkajsdlkfjasdf okay... she can go... he will proceed to... flop into her lap and rub his face into her leg.............]

[LKSJDLFKJ]

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[Oh good finally that's -

Oh.]

...................................

[she is turning very very red and grabbing the skirt of her dress to yank it down also she has awesome legs.]

[cachinnate]

[......yes he's noticing that now that he's down here LSKJDFLKJSDF pausing in his rubbing and bringing a hand up to touch his knee. Goodness gracious Euri...........]

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R - Ran.... [Good lord why is this guy so touchy???]

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Your legs are lovely, my dear...

[Unlike his probably )8 )8 )8]

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Um - .... [Is this inappropriate or... complimentary....]

... Thank you.

[cachinnate]

[Yes... it's both of those things alsdjfklj]

[Actually probably leaning more towards the former since... his hand... slips around her leg, settling on the inside of her... thigh... just under the hem of her... skirt......... I can't lskdjf]

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[Ohhh boy, that's rather forward. She's pushing herself back in a flustered kind of way.]

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[...laksdjf lets her go, but he's... giving her a fairly skeevy smile when she gets away skdflk]

Something wrong, dear...

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[Both hands are clutching the hem of her dress.]

You're really touchy.

[cachinnate]

Is that going to be a problem...?

[Chinhandsing a little sldkfjj]

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I - I don't know...!

[cachinnate]

You don't know...?

[LKSJDFKLJ WELL THAT SOUNDS REALLY UNFORTUNATE FOR YOU!!! Reaching... towards her again lsdfjlj]

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[alskj shhh he is ridiculous when it comes to mixed signals.]

You're just - [She's shifting again, looking away.] - confusing.

[cachinnate]

[Touching her shoulder and leaning after her again, grinning... awfully]

It's better not to think about it, darling. [You're drunk. He'd like to... see them pretty legs uncovered. Thinking is obviously pointless in this scenario!!!!! omg Ran pls]

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[But she hates confusing things!!]

Or you could be less confusing. [She nods at that because it seems like a great idea.]