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[Euri isn't entirely sure what happened. One moment she was out in the forest, gathering some herbs for another batch of potions for her mother. She had managed to climb up one of the smaller giant mushrooms in other to gather some rare hanging dragon's breath, when everything suddenly changed. That mushroom changed into a metal street light, and all the trees had become huge, ugly brick buildings. From green to... greys and browns.

With a squeak of surprise she lets go of the street light, landing very unceremoniously onto the sidewalk and the contents of her basket ending up scattered all over. The only not completely terrible thing about her change in situations is that it's late evening and the street looks empty, so it seems no one saw any of that.

Several choice swears later Euri is pushing herself to her feet, glancing about thoroughly confused. What the fuck? She stays a deer in headlights for several minutes before she decides to do the first thing that comes to mind, and that is awkwardly moving to gather up her basket and its spilled contents.]

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[Euri sticks near the door until her eyes have completely adjusted before she takes another step inside, examining the lights and interior curiously.]

Ah....

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[It's... fairly elegant at first glance! But the closer you look, the more obvious the tatters in the couch are, the clearer the stains in the corners are. Someone who pretended at wealth without having it...]

[Ran wanders into the kitchen to poke through the ice box ('8!!! Jesus god there's a lot of alcohol in here... ffff]

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[Of course, Euri's a podunk hick so to her everything just looks like wealth. She's spending a few minutes just examining things before her hunger forces her to join Ran in the kitchen.

It looks a lot more advanced than what she's used to, so she doesn't want to touch anything.]

What is there to eat?

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[Puts out like three bottles of scotch what the hell]

Ah... chicken... A little fish... [...wait no this chicken is gross] Scratch the chicken actually... Ooo, some apples~ [Grabbing one of those and taking a bite *^* Turning to look at her? You can look around brosis find something you want fff]

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[She edges closer, peering around him before snatching an apple.]

No goat?

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[...peers at her]

No... What kind of respectable gentleman keeps goat in his icebox, dear...

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A normal person. [She scowls at him before puttering away to poke around warily and look for more food.]

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I've never heard of such a thing. [8'| Watching her]

[And the kitchen is decently well stocked so... have at...? Whatever you'd find in an average English kitchen sldfj so... boring shit mostly FFFFFF]

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[She's finding tea, which she's immediately putting on the counter, as well as bread, cheese and vegetables. She's grabbing some bread and cheese to munch on as she debates making some vegetable soup.]

Then you're a weirdo. Everyone eats goat back home.

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[Continuing to watch and munch on his apple huu]

You're not back home, dear. [In case you... missed it... so far... 8'|]

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[He's getting a glare as she decides on just stuffing her face. This whole situation is starting to weigh on her, making her feel exhausted, so she'll grab the bread, cheese, and a couple of carrots and set them aside before beginning to look for a teapot.]

I know that!

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[Cackles *3*]

What are you making, my dear?

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[Her eye twitches.]

I want some tea.

[cachinnate]

Hm... [Glances around... and then picks one of the high cabinets, opening it and pulling a teapot out for her ('8]

Here you are, darling~

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[Teapot acquired!! Except....]

... How do you boil the water?? There's no fire anywhere!

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[...............omg]

[Goes over... to the stove... and turns it on]

[Look a little fire just started under one of the burners MAGIC]

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[She's staring blankly.]

What the fuck?? How - what is that??

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It's a... [..........] It's a stove, darling.

[YOU TINY HICK CHILD]

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[She looks at him, then the stove, then back at him.

Then she shoves the tea container into his hands.]

Make some tea! [Because she has no idea how a stove works.]

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[LKJSDLFKJDSF EURI. Laughs akldjsf but yes, he'll take the kettle from her ffff]

As you please, dear. [Going to the sink to fill it up yayyy]

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[She'll take a seat at the table, watching him and starting on some of the food. At least this guy is easy to boss around sometimes.]

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[lksjdf yeah he's super easy to boss around on little things like this fffff But... yes, okay setting the kettle and getting out a couple mugs, and then sitting across from Euri to wait]

You don't have stoves where you're from, dear?

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No, we cook things in hearths and ovens. Or over an open fire.

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Huh... [Well that's... old fashioned sldkjflkjsdf Hmmm...]

What's the year, darling?

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What kind of stupid question is that??